
Gotta pay the Troll Toll (Bronze) - Found one of the hidden underground sewers.A-Rod Who? (Bronze) - Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.Found 'em faster than GWB (Bronze) - Discovered the hidden Taliban base.Shiva Blast (Bronze) - "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.I should buy a boat (Bronze) - Read the newspaper every day.Finkle IS Einhorn! (Bronze) - Gave a kickoff to a severed head.McGibblets? (Bronze) - Gave Krotchy the bad touch. It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog (Bronze) - Played "fetch" with your dog.Planet of the Apes: The Musical (Gold) - Completed both game modes (POSTAL 2 & A Week in Paradise) on all difficulties without dying (except Really ♥♥♥♥ing Hard & The Devil's Incarnate difficulties, only accessible on NG+).Hated by Anyone Else (Gold) - Completed both game modes (POSTAL 2 & A Week in Paradise) on Impossible difficulty.Scientology Level: OT VIII (Silver) - Completed both game modes (POSTAL 2 & A Week in Paradise) on Insane-o difficulty.Natural Selection (Bronze) - Completed both game modes (POSTAL 2 & A Week in Paradise) on Hestonworld difficulty.CAN YOU DIG IT?! (Bronze) - Completed both game modes using only the Shovel to kill.40 Year Old Virgin (Silver) - Completed both game modes with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less.Anustart! (Silver) - Completed both game modes with no kills.
Rick Grimes 4 Life (Bronze) - Made 30 zombies lose their heads. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! (Bronze) - Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Señor Cornballer (Bronze) - Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Fear and Loathing (Bronze) - Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Can't Touch This (Bronze) - Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. #Postal 2 secret achievements skin
(Bronze) - Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Lieberman is our Leader! (Bronze) - Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree (Bronze) - Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! (Silver) - Killed over 1,000 people. Running With Scissors (Bronze) - Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Do you even Enzyte, bro? (Bronze) - Showed Vince and Mike J. Fur Sure! (Bronze) - Showed Vince and Mike J. I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace (Bronze) - Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. ♥♥♥♥♥ on a Pedestal (Bronze) - Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Darth Maul’d (Bronze) - Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.Hello, Newman (Bronze) - Kicked 30 dogs.Rebecca Black's Nightmare (Bronze) - Totaled 30 cars.OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE.sale (Bronze) - Roasted 30 people with fire.Cesar Milan is Gay (Bronze) - Mauled 30 people with your dog.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill (Bronze) - Exploded a nuclear bomb. Thanks for the money! (Bronze) - Completed all seven days in any difficulty. Screw Bill Lumbergh! (Bronze) - Survived Saturday. Workin' for the Weekend (Bronze) - Survived Friday. It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays (Bronze) - Survived Thursday. OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! (Bronze) - Survived Wednesday. C U Next Tuesday (Bronze) - Survived Tuesday. Someone’s got a case of the Mondays! (Bronze) - Survived Monday. Michonne ain’t got nothin’ on me (Bronze) - Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Taxidermy With Chuck Testa (Bronze) - Used a cat to “accessorize” your gun. RAFIBOMB!!! (Bronze) - Kicked 10 people in the balls. Chappelle's Show (Bronze) - Lured a police officer with a ♥♥♥♥-soaked donut. Kelly's Protege (Bronze) - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in someone's face until they puked from it. RWS is absolutely impressed, muh' brother! Post-Post-Post-Post-Post-Post-Apocalyptic Postal Dude (Platinum) - Unlocked all 56 trophies in the game. If this Magnum Opus of a game was ported into this console, I decided to make a trophy list for it.ġ Platinum, 2 Gold, 4 Silver, and 50 Bronze worth 1,230 points